My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
\nThe vet found that the problem was hair in the dog\u2019s ears.<\/p>\n
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.<\/p>\n
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that,<\/p>\n
if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some
\n\u201cNair\u201d hair remover and rub it in the dog\u2019s ears once a month.<\/p>\n
Andrea went to the store and bought some \u201cNair\u201d hair remover.
\nAt the register, the pharmacist told her,<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you\u2019re going to use this under your arms, don\u2019t use deodorant for a few days.\u201d
\nAndrea said, \u201cI\u2019m not using it under my arms.\u201d<\/p>\n
The pharmacist said, \u201cIf you\u2019re using it on your legs, don\u2019t use body lotion for a couple of days.\u201d<\/p>\n
Andrea replied, \u201cI\u2019m not using it on my legs either.
\nIf you must know, I\u2019m using it on my Schnauzer.\u201d<\/p>\n
The pharmacist says, \u201cWell, stay off your bicycle for about a week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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