At school, when little Johnny sees little Suzy he asks her if she\u2019ll climb the flag pole.<\/p>\n
When she tells him \u201cNo\u201d, he offers her $1 to climb it.<\/p>\n
She says \u201cYes\u201d.<\/p>\n
That night she tells her mother how she made $1 today by climbing the flag pole for little Johnny.<\/p>\n
Her mother tells her not to do it again because all little Johnny wants to do is see her underwear.<\/p>\n
Next day the same thing happens.But when little Johnny asks her to climb it for $1 and she says \u201cNo\u201d, he offers her $2 and she says \u201cYes\u201d.<\/p>\n
Again, she tells her mother this time how she made $2 climbing the flag pole.Her mother yells at her and tells her not to do it again because all little Johnny wants to do is see her underwear.<\/p>\n
The next day the same thing happens.<\/p>\n
But when little Johnny offers her $1 to climb it and she says \u201cNo\u201d, he offers her $2 again but she still says \u201cNo\u201d.<\/p>\n
This time he offers her $5 and she says \u201cYes\u201d.<\/p>\n
Again, she tells her mother this time how she made $5 climbing the flag pole.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s it!\u201d<\/p>\n
Her mother yells at her and tells her and now she\u2019s in big trouble.<\/p>\n
She says, \u201cwait, mommy this time I tricked him\u201d.<\/p>\n
Her mother asks her how and she said,\u201cI didn\u2019t wear any underwear!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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