I suspected my husband was cheating, so I decided to come home early to catch him off guard.<\/p>\n
When I arrived, he was just sitting alone in the den, watching TV.<\/p>\n
First woman: So, what did you do next?<\/p>\n
Second woman: Convinced there was another woman hiding somewhere, I tore through the house searching. I checked the attic, basement, closets, and even under the beds. I was so determined that I ended up exhausting myself, collapsed, and died of a heart attack.<\/p>\n
First woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t think to check the freezer\u2026 we\u2019d both still be alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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