{"id":15791,"date":"2025-01-18T15:47:06","date_gmt":"2025-01-18T15:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15791"},"modified":"2025-01-18T15:47:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T15:47:06","slug":"how-this-sick-day-advice-went-hilariously-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15791","title":{"rendered":"How This Sick Day Advice Went Hilariously Wrong\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6539-300x230.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"230\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-15792\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6539-300x230.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6539.jpeg 705w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nChinese man rings his boss and says, \u201cMe no work, I sick.\u201d Boss says, \u201cWhen I\u2019m sick, I sleep with my wife,<\/p>\n<p>try that!\u201d2 hours later, Chinese man rings back, \u201cMe better, you got nice house.\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chinese man rings his boss and says, \u201cMe no work, I sick.\u201d Boss says, \u201cWhen I\u2019m sick, I sleep with my wife, try that!\u201d2 hours later, Chinese&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15792,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15791"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15793,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15791\/revisions\/15793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}