{"id":15808,"date":"2025-01-19T20:23:38","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T20:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15808"},"modified":"2025-01-19T20:23:38","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T20:23:38","slug":"a-married-man-having-affair-with-his-secretary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=15808","title":{"rendered":"A married man having affair with his secretary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6596-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-15809\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6596-200x300.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6596.jpeg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><br \/>\nA married man was having an affair with his secretary.<\/p>\n<p>One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.<\/p>\n<p>Exhausted from the afternoon\u2019s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.<\/p>\n<p>As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.<\/p>\n<p>Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere have you been?\u201d demanded his wife when he entered the house.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDarling,\u201d replied the man, \u201cI can\u2019t lie to you.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been having an affair with my secretary.<\/p>\n<p>I fell asleep in her bed and didn\u2019t wake up until eight o\u2019clock.<\/p>\n<p>\u201d The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou liar! You\u2019ve been playing golf!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15809,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15810,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15808\/revisions\/15810"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}