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\nHere are some humorous answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
\nWhy did God make mothers?<\/p>\n
\nHere are some humorous answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
\nWhy did God make mothers?<\/p>\n
1. She\u2019s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.<\/p>\n
2. Mostly to clean the house.<\/p>\n
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.<\/p>\n
How did God make mothers?<\/p>\n
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.<\/p>\n
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.<\/p>\n
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.<\/p>\n
What ingredients are mothers made of?<\/p>\n
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.<\/p>\n
2. They had to get their start from men\u2019s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
\nWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?<\/p>\n
1. We\u2019re related.<\/p>\n
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people\u2019s mom like me.<\/p>\n
What kind of a little girl was your mom?<\/p>\n
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.<\/p>\n
2. I don\u2019t know because I wasn\u2019t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.<\/p>\n
3. They say she used to be nice..<\/p>\n
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?<\/p>\n
1. His last name.<\/p>\n
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?<\/p>\n
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?<\/p>\n
Why did your mom marry your dad?<\/p>\n
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
\n2. She got too old to do anything else with him.<\/p>\n
3. My grandma says that mom didn\u2019t have her thinking cap on.<\/p>\n
Who\u2019s the boss at your house?<\/p>\n
1. Mom doesn\u2019t want to be boss, but she has to because dad\u2019s such a goof ball.
\n2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.<\/p>\n
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.<\/p>\n
What\u2019s the difference between moms and dads?<\/p>\n
1. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
\n2. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power \u2019cause that\u2019s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.<\/p>\n
3. Moms have magic\u2026they make you feel better without medicine.<\/p>\n
What does your mom do in her spare time?<\/p>\n
1. Mothers don\u2019t do spare time
\n2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.<\/p>\n
What would it take to make your mom perfect?<\/p>\n
1. On the inside she\u2019s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.<\/p>\n
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I\u2019d diet, maybe blue.
\nIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?<\/p>\n
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I\u2019d get rid of that.<\/p>\n
2. I\u2019d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.<\/p>\n
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
\nLive Happy \u2013 Smile Often \u2013 Dance Often<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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