{"id":16088,"date":"2025-01-31T02:06:41","date_gmt":"2025-01-31T02:06:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=16088"},"modified":"2025-01-31T02:06:41","modified_gmt":"2025-01-31T02:06:41","slug":"two-old-women-were-out-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=16088","title":{"rendered":"Two old women were out driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6819-300x157.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16089\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6819-300x157.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6819-1024x536.png 1024w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6819-768x402.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/IMG_6819.png 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nTwo old women were out driving in a large car, both could Barely see over the dashboard.<\/p>\n<p>As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.<\/p>\n<p>The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.<\/p>\n<p>The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, \u201cI must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and The light was red again.<\/p>\n<p>Again, they went right through.<\/p>\n<p>The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.<\/p>\n<p>She was getting nervous.<\/p>\n<p>At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.<\/p>\n<p>So, she turned to the other woman and said, \u201cMildred, do you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two old women were out driving in a large car, both could Barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16089,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16088"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16090,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16088\/revisions\/16090"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}