{"id":16507,"date":"2025-02-16T19:36:55","date_gmt":"2025-02-16T19:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=16507"},"modified":"2025-02-16T19:36:55","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T19:36:55","slug":"a-newlywed-couple-returned-from-their-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=16507","title":{"rendered":"A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7181-240x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7181-240x300.jpeg 240w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7181-818x1024.jpeg 818w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7181-768x962.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7181.jpeg 860w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><br \/>\nAs soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoonthe young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.\u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, mother,\u201d she began, \u201cThe honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time.<\/p>\n<p>But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language.<\/p>\n<p>Stuff I\u2019d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve got to come get me and take me home.Please, Mother!\u201d the new bride sobbed over the telephone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut, honey,\u201d the mother countered, \u201cWhat four-letter words?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI can\u2019t tell you, mother, they\u2019re too awful! Come get me, please!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDarling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Tell mother what four-letter words he used.\u201dStill sobbing, the bride said, \u201cMother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoonthe young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.\u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16508,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16507"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16509,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16507\/revisions\/16509"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}