{"id":16576,"date":"2025-02-19T00:21:21","date_gmt":"2025-02-19T00:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=16576"},"modified":"2025-02-19T00:21:21","modified_gmt":"2025-02-19T00:21:21","slug":"a-newly-married-couple-are-in-bed-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=16576","title":{"rendered":"A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7232-300x158.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"158\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7232-300x158.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7232.png 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nThe man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you slept with?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.<\/p>\n<p>The man says \u201cI am sorry. I didn\u2019t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Still silence from his wife.<\/p>\n<p>The man, giving up, says \u201cIt\u2019s OK. Please don\u2019t be upset.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.<\/p>\n<p>While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDamn it! You made me lose count!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16577,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16576"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16578,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16576\/revisions\/16578"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}