{"id":16697,"date":"2025-02-21T17:13:22","date_gmt":"2025-02-21T17:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=16697"},"modified":"2025-02-21T17:13:22","modified_gmt":"2025-02-21T17:13:22","slug":"the-f-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=16697","title":{"rendered":"THE F-WORD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7323-240x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16698\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7323-240x300.jpeg 240w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_7323.jpeg 511w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><br \/>\na little testily because of the constant interruptions, \u201cNo, it wasn\u2019t. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and i had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could hit the ball,a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a tree.The priest asked, \u201cIs that when you said the \u2018F. word\u2019?\u201d The man replied,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squire in its shard aloes new flew away.\u201d The priest let out a breath and queried, \u201cIs that when you swore?\u201d The man replied, \u201cNo, because the eagle flew over the areen and the dying squirrel let go of my golf bal and it landed within 5 inches of the hole.\u201d The priest screamed, \u201cDon\u2019t tell me you missed thee f\u2026.ing putt!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a little testily because of the constant interruptions, \u201cNo, it wasn\u2019t. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and i&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16698,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16697"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16699,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16697\/revisions\/16699"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}