{"id":17175,"date":"2025-03-03T00:30:37","date_gmt":"2025-03-03T00:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=17175"},"modified":"2025-03-03T00:30:37","modified_gmt":"2025-03-03T00:30:37","slug":"funny-story-a-soldier-approached-a-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=17175","title":{"rendered":"Funny story: A Soldier Approached A Nun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_7651-227x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_7651-227x300.jpeg 227w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_7651.jpeg 355w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><br \/>\nA weary soldier, out of breath, approached a kind nun. \u201cPlease,\u201d he pleaded, \u201cmay I hide under your skirt? I\u2019ll explain everything afterward.\u201d The nun, with a compassionate heart, agreed.<\/p>\n<p>Moments later, two military policemen stormed up, their voices filled with urgency. \u201cSister,\u201d they questioned, \u201chave you seen a soldier fleeing this way?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nun, maintaining a calm demeanor, replied, \u201cHe went that direction.\u201d As the MPs rushed off, the soldier cautiously emerged from beneath her skirt. \u201cSister,\u201d he expressed his gratitude, \u201cI cannot thank you enough. You see, I desperately wanted to avoid being sent to the front lines.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nun, understanding his fear, responded, \u201cI comprehend your reluctance entirely.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The soldier, overcome with relief, couldn\u2019t help but remark, \u201cI hope you don\u2019t mind me saying this, but you have a truly impressive pair of legs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nun, with a touch of humor, replied, \u201cPerhaps if you had looked a bit higher, you would have noticed a truly impressive pair of balls. I, too, am not eager to go to the front lines.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A weary soldier, out of breath, approached a kind nun. \u201cPlease,\u201d he pleaded, \u201cmay I hide under your skirt? I\u2019ll explain everything afterward.\u201d The nun, with a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17176,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17177,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17175\/revisions\/17177"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}