Two priests are off to the showers late one night.<\/p>\n
They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.<\/p>\n
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.<\/p>\n
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three newly inducted nuns from other city heading his way.<\/p>\n
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he\u2019s a statue.<\/p>\n
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.<\/p>\n
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.<\/p>\n
Startled, he drops a bar of soap.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh look\u201d says the first nun, \u201cit\u2019s a soap dispenser\u201d.<\/p>\n
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.<\/p>\n
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice, and three times but nothing happens.<\/p>\n
So she gives several more tugs, then yells:<\/p>\n
\u201cHoly Mary, Mother of God! LIQUID SOAP TOO!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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