{"id":17252,"date":"2025-03-04T20:17:03","date_gmt":"2025-03-04T20:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=17252"},"modified":"2025-03-04T20:17:03","modified_gmt":"2025-03-04T20:17:03","slug":"a-wife-was-in-bed-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=17252","title":{"rendered":"A wife was in bed with \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard Paddy, her husband\u2019s key in the door:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStay where you are.\u201d She said. \u201cHe\u2019s so drunk he won\u2019t even notice you\u2019re in bed with me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Paddy lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.<\/p>\n<p>Paddy turned to his wife. \u201cHey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What\u2019s going on?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re so drunk you miscounted.\u201d Said the wife. \u201cGet out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Paddy climbed out of bed and counted. \u201cOne, two, three, four.<\/p>\n<p>Aye, you\u2019re right.\u201d \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard Paddy, her husband\u2019s key in the door: \u201cStay where you are.\u201d She said. \u201cHe\u2019s so drunk&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17253,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17254,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17252\/revisions\/17254"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}