A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.<\/p>\n
The office worker asked her, \u201cHow many children do you have?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTen,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are their names?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cLeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy,\u201d she answered.<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re all named LeRoy?\u201d he asked \u201cWhat if you want them to come in from playing outside?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that\u2019s easy,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
\u201cI just call \u2018LeRoy,\u2019 and they all come running in.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI just say, \u2018LeRoy, come eat your dinner\u2019,\u201d she answered.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut what if you just want ONE of them to do something?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that\u2019s easy,\u201d she said. \u201cI just use their last name!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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