Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary.<\/p>\n
The three men had always done everything together!!!!!<\/p>\n
Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, \u201cYup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.\u201d<\/p>\n
The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, \u201cNope, ain\u2019t Bubba.\u201d<\/p>\n
The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body.<\/p>\n
Gary looked at the body and said, \u201cYup he\u2019s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.\u201d The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, \u201cNo, it ain\u2019t Bubba.\u201d<\/p>\n
The mortician asked, \u201cHow can you tell?\u201d<\/p>\n
Gary said, \u201cWell, Bubba had two assholes.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat? He had two assholes?\u201d asked the mortician.<\/p>\n
Yup, I\u2019ve never seen \u2018em, but everyone knew he had two assholes.<\/p>\n
Every time we went to town, folks would say, \u201cHere comes Bubba with them two assholes!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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