Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.<\/p>\n
One guy goes off to lunch and comes back to find his buddy standing above a vat of sewage with a long rake.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are you doing?!\u201d he yells<\/p>\n
\u201cMy coat fell in!\u201d his buddy yells back<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re not really gonna wear that again are you?!\u201d his friend said worriedly.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no. Gosh no!\u201d Says the old man to the relief of his friend.<\/p>\n
\u201cI have to get it back though. My teeth are in the pocket!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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