{"id":1760,"date":"2023-12-14T00:26:44","date_gmt":"2023-12-14T00:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=1760"},"modified":"2023-12-14T00:26:44","modified_gmt":"2023-12-14T00:26:44","slug":"funny-a-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=1760","title":{"rendered":"Funny \u2013 A man\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1761\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/409845475_736209378528042_3317451371219108741_n-300x213.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/409845475_736209378528042_3317451371219108741_n-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/409845475_736209378528042_3317451371219108741_n.jpg 519w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A man brings his best buddy home for dinner\u2026unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens. Wife: \u201cMy hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m still in my Wife: \u201cMy hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I\u2019m still in my pajamas and I can\u2019t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?!? \u201cHusband: \u201cBecause he\u2019s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A man brings his best buddy home for dinner\u2026unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1761,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1760"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1762,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760\/revisions\/1762"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}