{"id":1767,"date":"2023-12-14T00:36:18","date_gmt":"2023-12-14T00:36:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=1767"},"modified":"2023-12-14T00:36:18","modified_gmt":"2023-12-14T00:36:18","slug":"husband-decides-hes-going-to-be-the-man-of-the-house-but-his-wife-has-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=1767","title":{"rendered":"Husband decides he\u2019s going to be \u201cthe man of the house\u201d but his wife has other.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1768\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/410352041_122136681338067304_1358574018603270895_n-300x154.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/410352041_122136681338067304_1358574018603270895_n-300x154.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/410352041_122136681338067304_1358574018603270895_n-1024x527.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/410352041_122136681338067304_1358574018603270895_n-768x395.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/410352041_122136681338067304_1358574018603270895_n-440x226.jpg 440w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/410352041_122136681338067304_1358574018603270895_n.jpg 1201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, \u201cYou Can Be The Man Of Your House.\u201d He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, \u201cFrom now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law.<\/p>\n<p>You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I\u2019m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who\u2019s going to dress me and comb my hair?\u201d The wife replied, \u201cThe damn funeral director would be my first guess.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, \u201cYou Can Be The Man Of Your House.\u201d He stormed to his wife in the kitchen&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1768,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1769,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions\/1769"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}