{"id":17748,"date":"2025-03-21T22:47:29","date_gmt":"2025-03-21T22:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=17748"},"modified":"2025-03-21T22:47:29","modified_gmt":"2025-03-21T22:47:29","slug":"ellie-wake-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=17748","title":{"rendered":"Ellie, wake up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk.<\/p>\n<p>He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, \u201cEllie, wake up! You\u2019ll never believe this!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat happened?\u201d Ellie replies sleepily.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI just went to the bathroom and guess what\u2014the light switched itself on, all by itself! And as I was going out, the light went off again! I didn\u2019t have to do anything! Am I getting superpowers or what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ellie groans, \u201cCome on, Harvey! You filthy animal, I bet you just went and peed in the fridge again!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, \u201cEllie, wake up! You\u2019ll never believe this!\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17749,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17748"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17750,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17748\/revisions\/17750"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}