Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are.<\/p>\n
Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can\u2019t even cook.<\/p>\n
Guy 2: That\u2019s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can\u2019t even drive yet.<\/p>\n
Guy 3: My wife is dumber than both of them.<\/p>\n
She bought 3 boxes of condoms to take on a business trip and she doesn\u2019t even have a dick.<\/p>\n
Three guys were sitting at a bar, sipping on cold beers and chatting about life.<\/p>\n
The kind of casual, no-holds-barred conversation only happens after a few drinks.<\/p>\n
Guy 1 took a long swig from his glass and let out a sigh. \u201cMan, my wife is so dumb.<\/p>\n
She wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen, and she can\u2019t even cook! Like, what\u2019s the point of a fancy kitchen if she can\u2019t even boil water without setting off the smoke alarm?\u201d<\/p>\n
Guy 2 chuckled, shaking his head. \u201cThat\u2019s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a $50,000 car, and she can\u2019t even drive yet!<\/p>\n
I mean, we\u2019re still taking driving lessons, and she\u2019s already picking out the color of her dream car.<\/p>\n
I told her, \u2018Sweetheart, how about we learn how to parallel park before we talk about what car you want?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
Guy 3, who had been quietly listening to the others, suddenly broke in with a smirk. \u201cYou think that\u2019s bad? My wife is dumber than both of them.\u201d<\/p>\n
The other two guys looked at him, intrigued. \u201cOh yeah? How\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Guy 3 leaned in, grinning like he was about to tell the greatest story ever.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe bought THREE boxes of condoms to take on a business trip\u2026 and she doesn\u2019t even have a dick.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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