A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas.<\/p>\n
He needs to get back to the farm, but it\u2019s too far for him and his dog, Old Joe, to walk.<\/p>\n
He wanders out to the road and flags down a sports car.<\/p>\n
The driver says,<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll give you a ride, but that dog can\u2019t get in my car.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer says, \u201cDon\u2019t worry<\/p>\n
Old Joe will keep up.\u201d<\/p>\n
The driver decides to show off and open up the engine for max speed.<\/p>\n
Just as he\u2019s going into fifth gear, he looks out the window and sees Old Joe right beside him.<\/p>\n
In amazement, he slams on the brakes and Old Joe comes to a halt.<\/p>\n
The driver jumps out, exclaiming:<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s the most incredible dog I\u2019ve ever seen! Is there something special about that collar he\u2019s wearing?\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer shakes his head and says:<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s not a collar<\/p>\n
That\u2019s his a**hole<\/p>\n
He\u2019s not used to stopping that fast.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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