The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the problem, officer?\u201d<\/p>\n
Officer: \u201cYou were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cNo sir, I was going 65.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh, Harry<\/p>\n
You were going 80.\u201d (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)<\/p>\n
Officer: \u201cI\u2019m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cBroken tail light? I didn\u2019t know about a broken tail light!\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh Harry, you\u2019ve known about that tail light for weeks.\u201d (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)<\/p>\n
Officer: \u201cI\u2019m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cOh, this? I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man turns to his wife and yells, \u201cShut your mouth!\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer turns to the woman and asks, \u201cMa\u2019am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cNo, only when he\u2019s drunk.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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