{"id":18086,"date":"2025-04-06T19:34:42","date_gmt":"2025-04-06T19:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18086"},"modified":"2025-04-06T19:34:42","modified_gmt":"2025-04-06T19:34:42","slug":"little-johnny-receives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18086","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny receives.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The classroom was unusually quiet as the teacher wrote a math problem on the board. Turning to face the students, she adjusted her glasses and smiled. \u201cAlright, class, let\u2019s see who\u2019s been paying attention. If you had eleven dollars and I asked to borrow six dollars, how much money would you have left?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny, always quick with an answer, leaned back in his chair and confidently said, \u201cEleven dollars.\u201dThe teacher raised an eyebrow. \u201cJohnny, I want you to think carefully. If you have eleven dollars and I borrow six, how much do you have left?\u201dJohnny didn\u2019t hesitate. \u201cStill eleven.\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher crossed her arms, trying to hide her amusement. \u201cAnd why is that, Johnny?\u201dWith a smirk, Johnny shrugged. \u201cBecause just because you ask for a loan doesn\u2019t mean I\u2019m giving you the money!\u201dThe class erupted into laughter.<\/p>\n<p>A few students clapped, and even the teacher couldn\u2019t help but chuckle. She shook her head with a sigh. \u201cWell, Johnny, I can\u2019t say your math is correct, but your financial instincts are definitely sharp.\u201dJohnny grinned proudly, while his classmates whispered about how he always had the best comebacks.The teacher smiled and moved on, but she made a mental note: If she ever needed to borrow money, Little Johnny was not the person to ask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The classroom was unusually quiet as the teacher wrote a math problem on the board. Turning to face the students, she adjusted her glasses and smiled. \u201cAlright,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18087,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18088,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18086\/revisions\/18088"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}