{"id":18203,"date":"2025-04-13T18:50:32","date_gmt":"2025-04-13T18:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18203"},"modified":"2025-04-13T18:50:32","modified_gmt":"2025-04-13T18:50:32","slug":"a-woman-is-having-an-affair-during-the-day-while-her-husband-is-at-work-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18203","title":{"rendered":"A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nA good laugh doesn\u2019t just cheer us up.<\/p>\n

Scientists are discovering that it can ease pain and even help fight disease.<\/p>\n

So go on, have a giggle at this hysterical story!<\/p>\n

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
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\nThe woman\u2019s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.<\/p>\n

The little boy says, \u201cIt\u2019s dark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man says, \u201cYes, it is.\u201d
\n\"\"
\nBoy ~ \u201cI have a baseball.\u201d<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cThat\u2019s nice.\u201d<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201cWant to buy it?<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cNo, thanks.\u201d
\n\"\"
\nBoy ~ \u201cMy dad\u2019s outside.\u201d<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cOK, how much?\u201d<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201c$250?
\n\"\"
\nIn the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
\nBoy ~ \u201cIt\u2019s dark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cYes, it is.\u201d<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201cI have a baseball glove.\u201d<\/p>\n

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, \u201cHow much?\u201d
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\nBoy ~ \u201c$750?<\/p>\n

Man ~ \u201cFine.\u201d<\/p>\n

A few days later, the father says to the boy, \u201cGrab your glove, let\u2019s go outside and have a game of catch.\u201d<\/p>\n

The boy says, \u201cI can\u2019t, I sold my baseball and my glove.\u201d<\/p>\n

The father asks, \u201cHow much did you sell them for?\u201d<\/p>\n

Boy ~ \u201c$1,000?<\/p>\n

The father says, \u201cThat\u2019s terrible to overcharge your friends like that\u2026 that is way more than those two things cost.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m going to take you to church and make you confess.\u201d<\/p>\n

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
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\nThe boy says, \u201cIt\u2019s dark in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

The priest says, \u201cDon\u2019t start that crap again.\u201d<\/p>\n

If you find this hilarious share it with friends on Facebook.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A good laugh doesn\u2019t just cheer us up. Scientists are discovering that it can ease pain and even help fight disease. So go on, have a giggle… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18204,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18203"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18211,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18203\/revisions\/18211"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}