{"id":18213,"date":"2025-04-13T23:02:08","date_gmt":"2025-04-13T23:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18213"},"modified":"2025-04-13T23:02:08","modified_gmt":"2025-04-13T23:02:08","slug":"norman-an-old-retired-sailor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18213","title":{"rendered":"Norman, an old retired sailor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time\u2019s sake.<\/p>\n<p>He engages a woman of the night and takes her up to her room.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age.<\/p>\n<p>But needing some reassurance, he asks, \u2018How am I doing?\u2018<\/p>\n<p>The lady smoothly replies: \u2018Well Norman, you old sailor, you\u2019re doing about three knots.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Three knots?\u2019 he asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018What\u2019s that supposed to mean?\u2018<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u2018You\u2019re knot hard, you\u2019re knot in, and you\u2019re knot getting your money back.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time\u2019s sake. He engages a woman of the night&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18214,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18215,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18213\/revisions\/18215"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}