{"id":18250,"date":"2025-04-15T23:41:19","date_gmt":"2025-04-15T23:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18250"},"modified":"2025-04-15T23:41:19","modified_gmt":"2025-04-15T23:41:19","slug":"a-woman-was-unhappy-with-the-way-her-laundry-was-done-at-the-local-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18250","title":{"rendered":"A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: \u201cUSE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8472-300x262.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"262\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8472-300x262.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8472.png 458w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nShe got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed<br \/>\nanother note: \u201cUSE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!<br \/>\n\u201cThe Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: \u201cI USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18249,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18251,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18250\/revisions\/18251"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}