{"id":18278,"date":"2025-04-17T17:19:23","date_gmt":"2025-04-17T17:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18278"},"modified":"2025-04-17T17:19:23","modified_gmt":"2025-04-17T17:19:23","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-says-4-drinks-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18278","title":{"rendered":"A man walks into a bar and says \u201c4 drinks please\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Bartender asks \u201cRough day?\u201d, the man replies \u201cYeah, I just found out that my brother is gay\u201d, the Bartender says \u201cWell everyone has their own path\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The next day the man walks into the bar again and says \u201c4 drinks please\u201d, the Bartender asks \u201cAnother rough day?\u201d, the man replies \u201cYeah, I just found out that my oldest son is gay\u201d, the Bartender says \u201cWell that\u2019s his choice\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>On the third day, the man walks into the bar again and says \u201c4 drinks please\u201d, the Bartender says \u201cMy god, another rough day?\u201d, the man replies \u201cYeah, I just found out that my youngest son is gay\u201d, the Bartender says \u201cIt\u2019s totally up to him who he\u2019s attracted to\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The fourth day comes around, and the man walks into the bar again and says \u201c4 drinks please\u201d, the Bartender asks \u201cDoesn\u2019t anyone in your family like Women?\u201d, the man replies<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, my Wife does.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bartender asks \u201cRough day?\u201d, the man replies \u201cYeah, I just found out that my brother is gay\u201d, the Bartender says \u201cWell everyone has their own path\u201d&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18279,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18280,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18278\/revisions\/18280"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}