{"id":18285,"date":"2025-04-17T19:19:53","date_gmt":"2025-04-17T19:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18285"},"modified":"2025-04-17T19:19:53","modified_gmt":"2025-04-17T19:19:53","slug":"teacher-if-i-gave-you-2-cats-and-another-2-cats-and-another-2-how-many-would-you-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18285","title":{"rendered":"Teacher: \u201cIf I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: \u201cNo, listen carefully\u2026 If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: \u201cLet me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny: \u201cSix.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: \u201cGood. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny: \u201cSeven!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: \u201cJohnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny: \u201cBecause I\u2019ve already got a freaking cat!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d Teacher: \u201cNo, listen carefully\u2026 If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d Teacher:&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18286,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18287,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18285\/revisions\/18287"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}