{"id":18316,"date":"2025-04-19T15:10:57","date_gmt":"2025-04-19T15:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18316"},"modified":"2025-04-19T15:10:57","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T15:10:57","slug":"a-biker-gets-pulled-over-for-speeding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18316","title":{"rendered":"A biker gets pulled over for speeding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A biker gets pulled over for speeding.<\/p>\n<p>As the officer approaches, the biker asks if he can step off his bike, and the officer agrees.<\/p>\n<p>The officer then asks why he was speeding. The biker replies, \u2018You see the lady on the back of the bike? That\u2019s my wife.<\/p>\n<p>And you see the other one in the sidecar? That\u2019s my mother-in-law.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019ve been arguing all morning, and now my mother-in-law insists I take her home.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8521-246x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8521-246x300.jpeg 246w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8521.jpeg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 246px) 100vw, 246px\" \/><br \/>\nI\u2019m just trying to get her there as fast as I can before they reconcile and she decides to stay with us again!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The officer pauses, nods, and says, \u2018Alright, hop back on.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll give you an escort with lights and sirens to make sure she gets there safely!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A biker gets pulled over for speeding. As the officer approaches, the biker asks if he can step off his bike, and the officer agrees. The officer&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18317,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18316"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18318,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18316\/revisions\/18318"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}