{"id":18328,"date":"2025-04-19T22:37:29","date_gmt":"2025-04-19T22:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18328"},"modified":"2025-04-19T22:37:29","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T22:37:29","slug":"an-elderly-gentleman-goes-to-his","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18328","title":{"rendered":"An elderly gentleman goes to his.."},"content":{"rendered":"

An elderly gentleman goes to his..<\/p>\n

doctor for a physical, checked his bloodwork, heart and lungs, everything looks great!<\/p>\n

The doctor said he had one more test to perform.<\/p>\n

He needed the man to go home to collect a sp**rm sample in this jar to see how his reproductive health is<\/p>\n

The old man says no problem with a smile.<\/p>\n

The next morning, the man returns and the doctor greets him.<\/p>\n

He hands the doctor the empty jar.
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\nThe doc asked what happened?The old man begins \u201cYou see, I came home, and first tried with my right hand.<\/p>\n

And then with my left<\/p>\n

I tried with both hands and still nothing\u2026 I asked my wife for help.<\/p>\n

She tried with her right hand, then her left, and then both, still nothing.<\/p>\n

Then she tried with her mouth, first teeth in then teeth out\u2026 Still nothing.<\/p>\n

We decided to call over our neighbor, lovely young woman, helps us out time to time.<\/p>\n

She said she would come over to help.<\/p>\n

She tries with her right hand, then her left.<\/p>\n

With both\u2026 She tried with her mouth, first teeth in then teeth out, she even stuck it between her knees\u2026.\u201dThe doctor cut him off\u2026 \u201cYOU ASKED YOUR NEIGHBOR?!<\/p>\n

\u201cOld man simply responds, \u201cWell yes, None of us could get the Jar open!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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