{"id":18331,"date":"2025-04-20T12:14:36","date_gmt":"2025-04-20T12:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18331"},"modified":"2025-04-20T12:14:36","modified_gmt":"2025-04-20T12:14:36","slug":"a-woman-was-having-a-passionate-affair-with-an-inspector-from-a-pest-control-company","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18331","title":{"rendered":"A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8538-300x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8538-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8538-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8538-768x768.webp 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8538.webp 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n\u201cQuick,\u201d said the woman to her lover, \u201cinto the closet!\u201d, and she pushed him into the closet tark undressed. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the the man in the closet.<br \/>\n\u201cWho are you?\u201d he asked him. \u201cI\u2019m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,\u201d said the exterminator. What are you doing in there?\u201d the husband asked. I\u2019m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,\u201d the man replied. And where are your clothes?\u201d asked the husband.<\/p>\n<p>The man looked down at himself and said, \u201cThose little bastards!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18332,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18333,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18331\/revisions\/18333"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}