{"id":18350,"date":"2025-04-21T10:28:01","date_gmt":"2025-04-21T10:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18350"},"modified":"2025-04-21T10:28:01","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T10:28:01","slug":"this-man-thought-he-was-about-to-get-lucky-but-then-this-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18350","title":{"rendered":"This Man Thought He Was About To Get Lucky But Then This Happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Man Thought He Was About To Get Lucky But Then This Happened<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8548-300x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8548-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8548-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8548-768x768.webp 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_8548.webp 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nA man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.<\/p>\n<p>Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.<\/p>\n<p>At 1 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I\u2019m awfully cold. \u201cI have a better idea,\u201d she replied. \u201cjust for tonight, let\u2019s pretend that we\u2019re married. \u201cWow! that\u2019s a great idea!\u201d he exclaimed. \u201cgood,\u201d she replied. \u201cget your own blanket. \u201cAfter a moment of silence, he farted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Man Thought He Was About To Get Lucky But Then This Happened A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18351,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18350"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18352,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18350\/revisions\/18352"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}