A Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn\u2019t perfect, they got along just fine.<\/p>\n
One day, he bursts into a lawyer\u2019s office, looking panicked.<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI need a divorce! Please help!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cA divorce? Well, that depends on your situation. Do you have any grounds?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cYes, yes! One acre and a nice little house.\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cNo, I mean\u2014what\u2019s the foundation of your case?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cOh! Made of concrete.\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cSir, do you and your wife have a grudge?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cNo need! We have a carport!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cLet\u2019s try again\u2026 what are your relations like?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cAll still in Poland.\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cSir, has there been any infidelity in your marriage?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cOh yes! We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cNo, I mean\u2026 does your wife ever beat you up?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cNo, no, I wake up before her every day!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: Getting frustrated. \u201cThen why do you want a divorce?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cBecause she tries to k-i.l.l me!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cWhat?! What makes you think that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI have proof! She buys a bottle at the drugstore\u2026 puts it in the bathroom!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cAnd what did the bottle say?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cRight on label\u2026 \u2018Regular Polish Remover!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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