One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses.<\/p>\n
As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around.<\/p>\n
He says \u201cHey Paco, you shit your pants?\u201d<\/p>\n
Paco says \u201cNo, Pablo, I did not shit my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n
He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Pablo stops his horse and turns around.<\/p>\n
He then says \u201cPaco, Are you sure you did not shit your pants?\u201d<\/p>\n
Paco says \u201cYes Pablo, I am sure I did not shit my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n
He says \u201cOk.\u201d<\/p>\n
They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable. Pablo is swatting the flys away. Pablo stops his horse and gets of his horse.<\/p>\n
He then says \u201cPaco, get of your horse, pull down your pants. I thought you said you did not shit your pants?\u201d<\/p>\n
Paco replies \u201cI thought you meant today!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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