An elderly woman decided to join a prestigious country club. One day, overhearing a group of men talking about their golf games, she confidently chimed in, \u201cI used to play on my college\u2019s golf team and was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?\u201d<\/p>\n
The men exchanged skeptical glances but, feeling cornered, one finally said, \u201cSure, but we tee off at 6:30 a.m.\u201d He figured the early hour would discourage her.<\/p>\n
To their surprise, she smiled and said, \u201cThat works, though I might be 15 minutes late.\u201d The men rolled their eyes but agreed.<\/p>\n
The following week, she showed up exactly at 6:30 and astonished them by playing a stellar 2-under par round. Not only was she an excellent golfer, but she was also witty and charming. By the end of the game, they were so impressed they invited her back.<\/p>\n
She grinned and said, \u201cI\u2019ll be here\u20146:30 or maybe 6:45.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next week, she arrived right on time again. This time, however, she played left-handed. Incredibly, she still beat them, finishing even par. The men were baffled but couldn\u2019t resist inviting her back again, determined to finally best her.<\/p>\n
The third week, she arrived 15 minutes late, visibly frustrating the group. But she played right-handed that day and narrowly beat them again. While her tardiness annoyed them, her charm and compliments on their shots softened their irritation.<\/p>\n
Over drinks at the clubhouse, one of the men finally asked, \u201cWe have to know\u2014how do you decide whether to play right-handed or left-handed?\u201d<\/p>\n
Blushing slightly, she leaned in with a grin and said, \u201cWell, when I was learning golf, I discovered I\u2019m ambidextrous and like to mix it up. After I got married, I developed a little routine. Before I head out for golf, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude. If his, uh, \u2018w!llie\u2019 points to the right, I golf right-handed. If it points to the left, I golf left-handed.\u201d<\/p>\n
The men erupted into laughter, stunned by her quirky confession. Still chuckling, one of them asked, \u201cWhat if it points straight up?\u201d<\/p>\n
With a mischievous twinkle in her eye, she replied, \u201cThen, I\u2019m 15 minutes late.\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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