{"id":18487,"date":"2025-04-27T19:38:27","date_gmt":"2025-04-27T19:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18487"},"modified":"2025-04-27T19:38:27","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T19:38:27","slug":"one-evening-a-husband-thought-hed-be-cheeky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18487","title":{"rendered":"One evening, a husband thought he\u2019d be cheeky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One evening, a husband thought he\u2019d be cheeky and teased his wife, saying,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast\u2014might help shave a few inches off your backside!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His wife, unimpressed and far from amused, decided she wasn\u2019t going to let that comment slide without a little payback.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer and pulled out a pair of underwear, a puff of powdery dust filled the air. Confused, he shook them out and muttered, \u201cWhat the heck is this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Baffled, he stormed into the bathroom, holding the underwear. \u201cApril! Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His wife, standing at the sink with a sly grin, turned to him and said,<br \/>\n\u201cOh, sweetheart, that\u2019s not talcum powder\u2026 it\u2019s Miracle-Gro.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One evening, a husband thought he\u2019d be cheeky and teased his wife, saying, \u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast\u2014might help shave a few&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18488,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18489,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18487\/revisions\/18489"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}