{"id":18529,"date":"2025-04-30T13:34:38","date_gmt":"2025-04-30T13:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18529"},"modified":"2025-04-30T13:34:38","modified_gmt":"2025-04-30T13:34:38","slug":"a-policeman-pulls-over-an-old-man-driving-a-pickup-truck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18529","title":{"rendered":"A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks.<\/p>\n<p>The officer says sternly, \u201cSir, you can\u2019t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks\u2014but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses.<\/p>\n<p>Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, \u201cI thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man grins and replies, \u201cI did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A police officer a stopped a motorist.<\/p>\n<p>A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.<br \/>\n\u201cBut officer.\u201d the man began, \u201cI can explain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust be quiet,\u201d snapped the officer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut officer, I just wanted to say\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd I said to keep quiet! You\u2019re going to jail!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, \u201cLucky for you that the chief is at his daughter\u2019s wedding. He\u2019ll be in a good mood when he gets back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t count on it,\u201d answered the fellow in the cell. \u201cI\u2019m the groom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks. The officer says sternly, \u201cSir, you can\u2019t have a flock&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18530,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18531,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18529\/revisions\/18531"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}