An elderly couple is getting ready for bed.<\/p>\n
She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn\u2018t any in the house.\u201c<\/p>\n
He says\uff0c\u201dI\u2019ll go get some.\u201cShe says\uff0c\u201dVanilla with chocolate saucewith whipped cream on top and a cherry.\u201c<\/p>\n
She adds\uff0c\u201dPlease write it down, I know you\u2018ll forget.\u201c<\/p>\n
He says\uff0c\u201dI won\u2019t forget. Vanilla with chocolate saucewhipped cream, and a cherry.\u201c<\/p>\n
Away he goes. Hours later he comes back and hands her a paper bag.<\/p>\n
\u201cIn it is a\u201dHAM SANDWICH\u201c<\/p>\n
She says\uff0c\u201dI told you to write it down\uff01You forgot the mustard.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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