{"id":18542,"date":"2025-05-02T14:41:44","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T14:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18542"},"modified":"2025-05-02T14:41:44","modified_gmt":"2025-05-02T14:41:44","slug":"a-big-shot-attorney-ended-up-in-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18542","title":{"rendered":"A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff.<\/p>\n<p>He treated the nurses like they were his personal assistants, barking orders and complaining about everything.<\/p>\n<p>None of the hospital staff could stand him. But the head nurse? She was the only one who wasn\u2019t afraid to put him in his place.<\/p>\n<p>One day, she walked into his room with a mission. \u201cI need to take your temperature,\u201d she announced.<\/p>\n<p>He immediately started grumbling and whining for a solid five minutes, but eventually, he crossed his arms, opened his mouth, and gave in.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, sorry,\u201d the nurse said, \u201cI can\u2019t use an oral thermometer for this reading.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>More complaints followed, but after a while, he rolled over and exposed his backside with a dramatic sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Once the thermometer was inserted, the nurse smirked. \u201cI need to get something. You stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She left, making sure the door was wide open behind her.<\/p>\n<p>The man fumed in embarrassment as people passed by, laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty minutes later, the doctor came in, looking around with confusion. \u201cWhat\u2019s going on here?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>The attorney, red-faced and frustrated, snapped, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, Doc? Never seen someone get their temperature taken?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor paused, then, with a straight face, said, \u201cNot with a Daffodil.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man froze. \u201cA\u2026 what?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor just shrugged and walked out. The nurse had really outdone herself this time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18543,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18544,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18542\/revisions\/18544"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}