A blonde had just been in a terrible car accident. Somehow, she climbed out of the wreck without a single scratch \u2014 and was calmly applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper pulled up.<\/p>\n
The officer stared at the crumpled mess of metal and said,
\n\u201cMa\u2019am, your car looks like it got flattened by an elephant! Are you sure you\u2019re alright?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde smiled and replied,
\n\u201cOh, I\u2019m perfectly fine, officer!\u201d<\/p>\n
Still puzzled, the trooper asked,
\n\u201cSo\u2026 what exactly happened here?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde explained,
\n\u201cWell, officer, it was the weirdest thing! I was just driving along when out of nowhere \u2014 this tree jumped right in front of me! So I swerved to miss it, but another tree popped up on the other side! I swerved again and there was another tree\u2026 then another\u2026 and another!\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer paused for a moment, then said,
\n\u201cMa\u2019am, there isn\u2019t a single tree on this road for at least 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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