{"id":18584,"date":"2025-05-04T19:25:10","date_gmt":"2025-05-04T19:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18584"},"modified":"2025-05-04T19:25:10","modified_gmt":"2025-05-04T19:25:10","slug":"five-surgeons-were-talking-about-the-best-patients","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18584","title":{"rendered":"Five surgeons were talking about the best patients"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Five surgeons were talking about the best patients\u2026<\/p>\n<p>The first surgeon says, \u201cAccountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second surgeon says, \u201cNah \u2013 librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_8745-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18585\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_8745-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_8745-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_8745-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_8745.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nThe third surgeon responds, \u201cTry electricians, man! Everything inside them is color-coded!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The fourth surgeon intercedes,\u201d I prefer lawyers. They\u2019re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says, \u201cI like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five surgeons were talking about the best patients\u2026 The first surgeon says, \u201cAccountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18585,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18586,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18584\/revisions\/18586"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}