A lady, about eight months pregnant, got on a bus and noticed the man across from her smiling. Feeling a little awkward, she moved to another seat. But the man\u2019s smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.<\/p>\n
The man seemed more amused with each move. By the fourth time she shifted, he burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
Feeling uncomfortable, she complained to the bus driver, and the man was arrested!<\/p>\n
In court, the judge asked the man to explain himself.<\/p>\n
He said, \u201cWell, Your Honor, when she first got on the bus, I noticed her condition. She sat under a sign that said, \u2018The Double Mint Twins are coming\u2019\u2014and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, \u2018Slogan\u2019s Liniment will reduce the swelling\u2019\u2014and I smiled.<\/p>\n
But when she sat under a sign that said, \u2018William\u2019s Big Stick Did the Trick,\u2019 I could hardly contain myself. And, Your Honor, when she moved to a seat under a sign that said, \u2018Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident\u2019\u2014I just lost it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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