When Bill turned 65, he decided it was time to retire and enjoy life. But after just a few months of him being home all the time, his wife was losing patience.<\/p>\n
\u201cBill, you need to find a hobby! Join a club, do something\u2014just get out of the house!\u201d she insisted.<\/p>\n
Wanting to keep the peace, Bill went out for a few hours and returned home feeling quite accomplished.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo, what did you do today?\u201d his wife asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I went to the park, hung out with some guys\u2026 and guess what? I joined a parachute club!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA what?! Are you out of your mind? You\u2019re 65 years old, and you\u2019re jumping out of airplanes?!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYep! Look, they even gave me a membership card!\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife snatched the card from his hand, squinted at it, then gasped.<\/p>\n
\u201cBill! You idiot! This says Prostitute Club, not Parachute Club!\u201d<\/p>\n
Bill\u2019s face turned pale. \u201cOh no\u2026 now what do I do? I already signed up for five jumps a week!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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