A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.<\/p>\n
The man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you slept with?\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.<\/p>\n
The man says \u201cI am sorry. I didn\u2019t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Still silence from his wife.<\/p>\n
The man, giving up, says \u201cIt\u2019s OK. Please don\u2019t be upset.\u201d<\/p>\n
Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.<\/p>\n
While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,<\/p>\n
\u201cDamn it! You made me lose count!\u201d<\/p>\n
ANOTHER JOKE<\/p>\n
If I die promise me you won\u2019t get married again<\/p>\n
Oh so sweet. You want to be my only one<\/p>\n
\u2026No, it\u2019s not that.<\/p>\n
I just don\u2019t want two people mourning me at the same time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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