{"id":18863,"date":"2025-05-19T17:41:18","date_gmt":"2025-05-19T17:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18863"},"modified":"2025-05-19T17:41:18","modified_gmt":"2025-05-19T17:41:18","slug":"video-before-paddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=18863","title":{"rendered":"Video: Before Paddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_9012-300x201.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18864\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_9012-300x201.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_9012.png 523w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf I\u2019m not back within 4 years, open and enjoy!\u201d He hops on his horse and hits the road. hits the road. A half an hour later he notice a dust cloud behind him.<\/p>\n<p>He stops and sees that it is Fergus. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d he asks. Out of breath, Fergus answers: \u201cIt\u2019s the wrong key!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. \u201cIf I\u2019m&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18864,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18863"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18865,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18863\/revisions\/18865"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}