Steve got a job as a lumberjack.<\/p>\n
And on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. \u201chere you go. now get to it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Steve took the chainsaw, and at the end of the day his boss comes over.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow many did you get?\u201d, he asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cOne\u201d, Steve answers.<\/p>\n
\u201cwait, how is that possible?<\/p>\n
I need you to cut down at least 10 tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n
And after the second day his boss comes over and asks: \u201dhow many?\u201d<\/p>\n
Steve says: \u201dtwo\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHmm, maybe there\u2019s something wrong with your chainsaw.<\/p>\n
Let me take a look at it.\u201d he then proceeds to turn it on.<\/p>\n
Steve says: \u201dWhat\u2019s that sound?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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