A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.<\/p>\n
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.<\/p>\n
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.<\/p>\n
Before she says a word, Bob says, \u201cI\u2019ll give you $800 to drop that towel.\u201d<\/p>\n
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel in front of Bob.<\/p>\n
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.<\/p>\n
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.<\/p>\n
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,<\/p>\n
\u201cWho was that?\u201d \u201cIt was Bob the next door neighbor,\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n
\u201cGreat,\u201d the husband says, \u201cdid he say anything about the $800 he owes me?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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