A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says \u201cyou have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for eternity\u201d.<\/p>\n
The man goes through hundreds of rooms but can\u2019t decide.<\/p>\n
Until he sees a room where a man is sitting on a couch, watching football on tv \ufeffcouch, watching football on tv and getting a blowjob from a cheerleader.<\/p>\n
The man says \u201cthis is what I want to do for eternity!!\u201d The Devil says \u201care you sure?\u201d The man screams \u201cHell Yes!\u201d. The devil goes up to the cheerleader and says \u201cYou can stop now, I found someone to replace you\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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