A priest and a nun are having a tennis match\u2026<\/p>\n
The priest is very competitive, but can\u2019t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better.<\/p>\n
After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and yells:<\/p>\n
\u201cGoddamn it! I missed!\u201d, startling the nun.<\/p>\n
She let it slip by and the match continues.<\/p>\n
But alas, after a fierce back-hand from the nun, the priest misses and again yells:<\/p>\n
\u201cGoddamn it! I missed!\u201d\u201cStop it\u201d yells the nun.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou can\u2019t use the Lords name in vein like that!\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest apologizes. \u201cI\u2019m sorry, sister.<\/p>\n
I swear to you, if I do it again, may God smite me with all his might.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFair enough.\u201d grumbles the nun. The match continues.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s going really well, but as faith may have it, the priest misses and slips another<\/p>\n
\u201cGoddamn it! I missed!\u201d<\/p>\n
Suddenly thick, dark clouds gather in the sky and with roaring thunder,<\/p>\n
a lightning bolt shoots down to the earth and vaporizes the NUN into ashes\u2026<\/p>\n
A thundering voice emits from the skies:\u201cDamn it! I missed!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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